theoptimisticmask
jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band


That’s seriously marching band though. In Hawaii, the entire band stands on the field for awards. At one competition, a few people passed out because they locked their knees. Everyone just kept going while the EMS was taking them off the field

jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

That’s seriously marching band though. In Hawaii, the entire band stands on the field for awards. At one competition, a few people passed out because they locked their knees. Everyone just kept going while the EMS was taking them off the field

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels
elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

elubviq:

expert-jumper:

unscinfinity:

expert-jumper:

It is the year 2046. The time has come for the annual Blog Inspection. Armed android wardens begin to arrive at the homes of the country’s prisoners who were once called citizens. A warden knocks on a ramshackle door. It is answered by an old man, bedraggled, starving, weary. The robotic guard’s abdominal display screen flickers to life with the image of a popular post on tumblr. “This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once,” intones the android. Fear enters the man’s eyes. He has not reblogged this post. He shrieks and, with one fell motion, blasts a hole into the android’s head with his laser magnum. Everyone in the neighborhood watches on in horror as the man, calling for liberation, is tackled by dozens of androids. His screams die with the buzz of plasma spears. There is no freedom. This has to be on everyone’s blog at least once. Everyone’s.

are you okay there

E V E R Y O N E

NO CHANCES TAKEN

queenelxa

Describing Disneyland rides to make them sound as shitty as possible

  • Splash Mountain: You're strapped to a log and thrown over a waterfall
  • Star Tours: Canonically incorrect Star Wars.
  • Jungle Cruise: Bad Puns.
  • Jungle Cruise: The ride you go on when Indiana Jones breaks down.
  • Matterhorn: Whiplash.
  • Pirates of Caribbean: Hey look we added Johnny Depp!
  • Haunted Mansion: We wanted to remind you of your inevitable death.
  • Big Thunder Mountain Railroad: Yep still closed.
  • Peter Pan: Why the fuck is this a 40 minute wait.
  • Snow White: Give your kids nightmares!
  • Pinocchio: Fun is bad mm'kay?
  • Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: You go to hell
  • Dumbo: You get kinda sorta dizzy
  • Casey Jr. Train: All aboard the train to shameville
  • it's a small world: 'nuff said
  • Rodger Rabbit: Why does this have a fast pass again?
  • Everything Else in Toontown: Screaming children.
  • Space Mountain: Wait an hour in line only to have it break down when you get to the front.
  • Winny the Pooh: All the benefits of an LSD trip.
  • Disneyland Railroad: I'm in Toontown and I really don't want to walk to Main Street.
  • Mad Tea Party: I really need help throwing up.
  • Tower of Terror: I hope you like shitting your pants.
  • Soarin' Over California: I guess you can kinda smell things?
  • Radiator Springs Racers: Waiting In Line The Ride
  • Luigi's Flying Tires: The illusion of control.
  • Mater's Junkyard Jamboree: I need help throwing up.
  • Silly Symphony Swings: I want to throw up and also shit my pants.
  • California Screamin': Here's the roller coaster now shut up.
  • Mickey's Fun Wheel: Hey I have an idea on how to make a ferris wheel terrifying.
  • Goofy's Sky School: Stuck inside a sardine can with a side of whiplash
  • Ariel's Undersea Adventure: Hey it's inside and I can sit down
  • All of Bug's Land: I hope you brought a three year old.
  • Monster's Inc: Bring back the Whoopie Goldberg ride